Nuru massage and FBSM are broad terms to describe any kind of sexy rubdown or bodyrub. The nuru style tends to be extra slippery, which is super hot to me.
Everyone’s style is different, so finding someone you vibe with can be especially important when planning your body rub.
My kinda bodyrub involves hot oil and tons of body gliding. I love to bring everything sexy about a strip club VIP room into a super-chill, uber-private environment for maximum erotic relaxation.
I offer a completely safe, incredibly sexy nuru experience, and I will never do anything you aren’t into. To maximize your experience during our time together, I am both completely engaged with your physical cues and also highly responsive to direct feedback. Your comfort and pleasure are my top priority!
My modern, well-appointed studio is located in inner SE Portland, Oregon, just across the Morrison Bridge from downtown. For me, a sexy, clean, comfortable environment is a must, setting the stage for an outstanding experience.
Centrally located, yet a world away from daily life, you’d never guess that my private, sexy oasis is discreetly hidden away in a convenient, brand-new building. For this reason, I do not offer outcall, social dates, or travel engagements.
In my experience, Nuru gel is something of a gimmick. It tends to dry and become sticky quickly, loses heat rapidly, and requires a very, very warm room for best results–think Bikram yoga.
After extensive experimentation with many different oils and gels, my overwhelming preference is to use my own blend of super-slippery micro oils. That means oils with a small enough molecular structure to penetrate and nourish your skin. I never use coconut oil, which tends to leave a film on your skin, and has a distinctive odor that may linger. My oil is completely scent-free for maximum discretion.
Still have Nuru gel on your bucket list? Want to compare for yourself? I do offer authentic Nuru gel by request. This option requires additional preparation, so please let me know you’re interested in the gel at the time of booking, and add +$100 to your consideration.
I want my phone number in your little black book, not on your bank statement. Cash only, please!
I find menus and checklists wildly unsexy and boring, so I don’t publish a menu or answer menu-related questions. I specialize in creating physically intense, super-erotic, super-relaxing experiences. I want to test the capacity of your unmet hunger for physical contact with masterful touch to engage your full body.
If you believe that a specific menu item is essential to your experience, I encourage you to book an escort with a published menu. If you’re into exploring your own sexual power in a completely no-pressure context with a skilled, experienced, smokin-hot brunette as your guide? Drop me a line!
Have you ever flown Spirit Airlines? An extra five dollars for water? An extra twenty for a carry-on? Whether it’s a flight or a sexy getaway, an all-inclusive experience is always more relaxing.
For this reason, I do not offer any upsells, and will never ask you for “tips” to enhance the experience. If you feel ready to expand and maximize your sexual potential beyond an hour, extended appointments may be a great option for exploring your needs. Ask me in person if an extended session is right for our next visit!
Absolutely yes! Coming from the airport or straight from work? No problem. Unscented everything, fresh linens, and a killer shower head are just a few of the amenities my five-star experience offers.
After any hot oil bodyrub, a shower is a must, so my shower is fully stocked with everything you need to feel confidently clean both before and after our session. No matter what your day looks like you can slip in and out with a huge smile and no worries!
Sometimes! If you are truly unable to prioritize your sexual needs within my hours, and will need special scheduling accommodation, we may be able to arrange something. As with any business, if you would like me to open early for you, stay late for you, or come in and open especially for you on a weekend, your request should include an offer of additional consideration. It is your sexuality, after all! I can meet you halfway, but I can’t prioritize your needs to a greater extent than you do!
As an expert in male pleasure and sexuality, I do not offer bodyrub sessions with women or couples. I am, however, available for private couples workshops.
If you are interested in exploring techniques to maximize your male partner’s pleasure, including basics like learning how to give your partner a nuru massage, as well as more specific, advanced techniques for edging, multiple (male) orgasms, sex with ED (erectile dysfunction), and more, email me at email@example.com to create a custom package of workshop sessions to achieve your shared goals.
My 24/7 horny lifestyle and fun, fantastic attitude are 100% dependent on exclusively seeing people I have a great vibe with. I only want to spend time with men who love what I do and are totally into it, because it’s a huge turn on for me, and I carry that turned-on energy with me all day every day. It’s the best!
If you have ever asked menu questions over text, pushed for extras in person, tried to talk about politics to me, or even if I just get the impression that what I offer isn’t what you’re into, I may have decided we aren’t a good fit.
That’s okay, though! Just because we aren’t a good fit doesn’t mean that your desires and needs aren’t completely valid. I offer a very specific, very physical experience, and compromise and conflict resolution should never be a part of our dynamic. By ending our relationship, my intention is to remove the expectation that you must repair a relationship that isn’t satisfying to you, and free you to find a partner who is happy to provide exactly what you’re looking for.
As a client, you should have the experience you want, so you can carry your own super-satisfied turned-on energy with you all day every day too, even if it’s not from me.
Between this comprehensive and thoughtfully-written website, frequent Twitter selfies, constantly-updated blog, and flawless reviews on TNA, my outstanding reputation is easily verified. I have a deep passion for exploring male sexuality that is obvious in every aspect of my work, both in person and online.
Still nervous? Maybe what you’re afraid of isn’t that I’m “fake,” but that I am indeed very real. When you’re ready to explore with me, I’m here for it.